• horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly depressed

chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

guldo:

worldwarbutts:

kuzannagi:

TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN

ting

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straight boy problem #72

vinylspinner:

not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay

pizzaforpresident:

Flappy Pipe