every time i feel like somethings going right for me i always find a way to fuck things up again for myself

pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

brah, where u had just had said u had put the cookies bruh lol
niggas is hongry

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

h0ppip:

"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

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